I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet