jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(Source: natnovna)

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

(Source: cumdurnp)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job


ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

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“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

(Source: steviefuckingnicks)


liltify:

nakeid:

theleatherlook:

smohkist:

voleum:

kisslng:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE

My kind of man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMG LET ME MARRY HIM

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH

HOW CAN U NOT REBLOG THIS

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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