bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(Source: snorlaxatives)

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

(Source: snorlaxatives)

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


ultimatekimkardashian:

she’s so doing that tucking hair behind ear thing just like ordinary us meeting our crush

disarms:

"you need to go on a diet"

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(Source: disarms)

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.


(Source: portablemiah)

hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(Source: deathreats)

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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